Clawesome Detective Work.

An item of some newsworthy note recently came to my attention. One ignorant, bottom-feeding, mentally deficient, retard stole a car in Calgary from a small car dealer, taking it for a "test drive".

The dealer put up a post on Beyond.ca, a collection of like minded car enthusiasts, about the theft with a description of the car and the perpetrator.

The rocket scientist in question not only stole a VERY noticeable and relatively rare car, but he also had the cajones to drive it around acting like it was his own to the degree of challenging other tuner cars in the city to street races. Just to point out the utter stupidity of this putz, he also has two missing fingers on his left hand. How this misguided, halfwit, miscreant thought that he would not get caught is beyond this writers ability to fathom.

In no time the car was spotted and over the course of 24-48 hours on member of the group found the home address and another stopped by and boxed the car in and waited for the police to arrest the offender. This is just the basic highlights of the whole saga, if you want to read more check out this thread at Beyond.ca.

The gist of this entry is that while some of the humour directed toward the unwitting douchebag that had the audacity to steal a tuner car verges on the heinous (yes I laughed just as loud, if not louder than anyone else), a couple of people showed up in a failed attempt at defending "The Claw" as he's been dubbed.

The comments made by the inbred, grammatically challenged simpleton's are both embarrassing and horrifying at the same time and provides further evidence of the need for a government mandated eugenics program. With a few exceptions, the forum members present their arguments in a clear and concise manner, yet not once does any of these asshat's do anything but make broad declarations of the mental incompetence of the forum.

I found this whole epic saga engrossing, in a slow, train crashing into a semi, sort of way. I was left incredulous as I read some of the posts on both sides of the argument. At the end it leaves me greatly saddened, having witnessed yet another very public example of the base stupidity of people taken as a whole.

You may find the lack of ranting rather disconcerting, but I honestly don't even know where to begin as the forum thread really says it all. You would be doing yourself a great disservice by not checking it out and at least reading the first few pages. Be sure to look far enough to check out some of the brilliant "photochops" therein.

Peace Out.
Jason