I've gone through some ups and downs in my short time here on this earth. Today, I turned a corner of sorts. When I started this job I felt it necessary to reign in my personality to the point that it nearly killed me. My coworkers just didn't "get" my particular brand of biting humour and sarcasm. Well folks, the gloves came off and they got to experience me at nearly my finest. I didn't bring my 'A' game as I'm a might rusty, but you get the point.
It felt good to let loose with volley after volley and even better when the people other than the intended target laughed at my witty repartee. I was careful to spread the hate around evenly as I wouldn't want offend anyone (yeah right). People that I had heretofore not targeted did not leave unscathed as the arrows were flying at any and all that crossed my path, be it project managers to general staff. As Cory and others can attest, when I'm on my game look the fuck out if you don't want to get stomped.
I found the whole experience rather invigorating and I was rather impressed with my ability to expand and build on a simple burn and turn into a work of linguistic artistry.
After today, I think they are finally starting to understand the unique way in which my mind works (or doesn't, depending on your perspective). I feel like a caged animal that has been set free, I can stretch out and flex muscles I haven't used in some time and it feels good. I just hope that they have strong psyche's as they have no idea the maelstrom that has been unleashed.
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It would have been nice if you would have used thise muscles you talk about when I helped you move your TV.
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