Thursday, January 04, 2007

The more things change...

... the more they stay the same. I've come to the conclusion that taken as a whole (with a few notable exceptions) women are nothing but a bunch of hateful, deceitful bitches. Their sole purpose on this earth is to make man's life a living hell. It's ironic that god gave men two heads, but only enough blood to run one of them at a time.

I wish I could find an anti-viagra. It would solve nearly, if not all of my problems in one fell swoop.

Those of you that know my past can likely predict where this is stemming from. Once again I've been burned in the EXACT same way that I've been burned in the past (twice by a certain hateful bitch). Stupidly, I fall into the same trap time and again. I must admit I'm mighty tired of running on this fucking hampster wheel of relationship hell, fuck I wish someone would jam a stick in the spokes.

It's amusing how just when things start to look up life can give you the most heinous kick in the junk at just the right time to let you know your place in the world. So it would seem that the virtiol has returned, and this time I think it's for good.

Fuck you all,
Jason

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