Kick to the cool.

It's amazing how much life can beat the shit out you. Just when you think things can't get any worse, BAM! a major kick in the junk. My vehicle insurance provider somehow deemed it necessary to pilfer my bank account thus leaving me fucking destitute until payday, and by destitute I mean to the tune of 40 cents in my account instead of the 80 dollars I expected to see there. I'm unsure of how they can take two payments out at the same time when the payment schedule said there would only be one and more baffling is the fact that the dollar amounts differ by some 50 cents. I can't wait to unload on the poor, unsuspecting fuckwad that answers the phone at the insurance company. There is no justification for this kind of ignorant fucking bullshit. I refuse to sit idly by and let the corporate fuck-faces rape me blindly just because they think they can.

On a positive note, my boss took a bunch of us out for drinks tonight and believe you me, it couldn't have come at a more opportune time. I do believe that it saved me from going to jail as all day I was contemplating who I would most like to off in a most aggregious fashion. Fortunately for them, the list is so long that by the time I had finished my beer, the feeling had past.