Little Bundles of Joy

Some people just shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

Yes, I said it. I wish there were a government eugenics program to control the reproduction of ignorant, stupid people (like Dan).

I'm of the opinion that the gene pool needs more chlorine.

In third world countries, people fuck like bunnies because
a: they have no birth control
b: they need to have 15 kids because 14 of them will die due to living conditions so only one will continue the family line

Here in North America we don't have the problems listed above. Prophylactics are easily obtainable for a reasonable cost at any pharmacy or grocery. Our medical system ensures that in all but the most extreme cases, the child will likely survive.

Why is it that the least intelligent, most moronic among us proliferate the most? That's easy. It is because they are too goddamned stupid to figure out how to OPEN THE FUCKING RUBBER! These colossally idiotic, at least partially retarded, dim-witted, spastic half-wits can't keep their dick in their pants at all.

Now before you get the wrong idea, I love children. Well behaved, intelligent children. What I can't stand are the ADHD, screaming brats that I always seem to encounter every time I leave the house. You know the story, you sit down for a nice meal at a restaurant and at the table beside you is a pair of weary looking adults with 2 or 3 demon-possessed offspring.

Leave the little hellions at home if you can't control them. I wish someone would open an "Adults Only" restaurant for the likes of me so that I can enjoy my food without being subjected to the howls of some pint-sized linoleum lizard throwing a fit. God forbid that I should make a comment in regards to the child's misbehavior, thus guarateeing an apoplectic attack from the parents that I have the gall to deride their little angels behavior.

To any of you pondering taking your kids out for a meal, remember this: Most children have an attention span about as long as a gnat's dick and start to finish it's at least half an hour from the time you get seated till you get your food.

So think of the rest of us before you take the little retards out to a restaurant. It will greatly appreciated by all.