Good fucking God Almighty. When the fuck are we going to start retesting drivers over 50? And when am I going to be allowed to curb stomp anyone that drives like a fucking moron?
Let's rewind this a bit. My place of employment is roughly a 20 minute drive from my residence when there's no traffic. On average, my daily commute in the morning takes between half an hour to an hour because of the retarded nitwits on the road.
The middle third to half (time wise) of my commute is taken up almost idling in near parking lot like traffic congestion while trying to get from Anderson Rd to Glenmore on the Deerfoot which is about 5 km. In that span I'm priviledged enough to witness every spastic half-wit in southern Calgary commit every goddamned, ignorant, idiot maneuver possible.
We have the unenviable pleasure of the Gestapo (a.k.a. Calgary Police Services) trying to stick it in our ass at every available opportunity. These goose-stepping fucks are exceptionally sneaky when it comes to photo radar. As a result, people get extremely paranoid about stalled vehicles on the side of the road and slam on their brakes before passing said vehicle.
To all of the mentally challenged, imbecilic, dipshits that are doing this I have this to say, "THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT IS 100 KM/H!" You don't have to jam on the brakes and slow down to 70, it's shit like this that causes accidents and generally fucks up traffic. When in doubt, drive it like you stole it.
Just as bad are the moronic fucktards that slow down to 5 km/h to turn a corner. You are not going to fucking roll your damned vehicle if you go faster, but I may get pissed off enough to smack you with a crowbar or a sawzall (you just may have to wait a minute while I find a plugin for it).
I swear to christ if more people don't start car-pooling or taking public transit I just may spontaneously combust. Now wouldn't that totally fuck up your drive to work.
Remember: The life you save may be your own.
And that's because if you don't drive like an ass, I won't be inclined to beat the shit out of you for being a completely witless retard.
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