Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Whoopdee Fucking Do Da Day!
Where do I start? I need a place to rant about the absolute stupidity of the goings on of people in the world today and this seems like a good place to do so.
A word of caution: Names will be changed (slightly, except for Dan) to protect the guilty. And if I offend anyone, especially someone I know, I have two words for you.
GET FUCKED!
And now, on with the ranting and raving.
The title of this blog is a reference to someone I work with. In my estimation he is the stupidest fucking moron I've ever met (honestly that statement might be offensive to morons). The simplest tasks are immensly challenging to this imbecilic clod. So when you find yourself asking yourself what path to take or are indecisive, ask yourself, "What would Dan do?" If one of the choices seems even remotely idiotic, then that's what Dan would do and I strongly suggest you choose the other option.
It's not just a good idea, but a philosophy on life and how to deal with the trials and tribulations. You can keep your Jung and Socrates, that shit is just way to fucking out there. My way is simple and to the point, which is exactly what this fucked up, retarded world needs these days.
You have been forewarned.
Make Your Time.
A word of caution: Names will be changed (slightly, except for Dan) to protect the guilty. And if I offend anyone, especially someone I know, I have two words for you.
GET FUCKED!
And now, on with the ranting and raving.
The title of this blog is a reference to someone I work with. In my estimation he is the stupidest fucking moron I've ever met (honestly that statement might be offensive to morons). The simplest tasks are immensly challenging to this imbecilic clod. So when you find yourself asking yourself what path to take or are indecisive, ask yourself, "What would Dan do?" If one of the choices seems even remotely idiotic, then that's what Dan would do and I strongly suggest you choose the other option.
It's not just a good idea, but a philosophy on life and how to deal with the trials and tribulations. You can keep your Jung and Socrates, that shit is just way to fucking out there. My way is simple and to the point, which is exactly what this fucked up, retarded world needs these days.
You have been forewarned.
Make Your Time.
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2 comments:
I wonder what dan would do if .......(all commentators should put something here)....and then we can see how jason will respond
Droll Jason.
Very droll.
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