Good day all.
When the fuck did the true meaning of christ-all-fucking-mighty-mas get lost in translation? Did Wal-Mart buy December 25th from the Christians?
What the fuck am I missing?
I refuse to participate in a so-called "holiday" that consists of people pulling their hair out because they don't know what particular "thing" to buy someone and stressing because they don't have the funds to purchase this mystical item.
What happened to peace on earth and good will to everyone (except Dan of course)? When did we forget that this time of year is supposed to be about reconnecting with friends and family and appreciating all that we have. I choose to reflect on everything that has happened to me in the past year and give thanks that I have some amazing friends and family to share in the good times and be there for me in the bad times.
So to all of you freaking out about picking up that last minute piece of shit that will likely get thrown out the second you walk out the door, I have this to say: Pull your head out of your ass you stunned, stupid, numb-fuck.
Merry Fucking Jesus Goddamned Christmas Uncle Fucker and to all GET FUCKED!
I'll be raising a pint for those of you that are intelligent enough to know what the fuck is what and not buy into this commercialized bullshit.
Cheers.
Someone set us up the bomb
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