After nearly 11 long, arduous years of miserable hell toiling under ignorant, spastic, half-wit, morons my time has finally come. I am moving into the ranks of the aforementioned retards. I can finally forget everything I've learned and act like a complete fucking nit-wit.
Yes kiddies, I'm going to be a Project Manager.
I get to be the one that's loathed by all of my underlings, yep you read it right, I will finally have underlings to do my bidding. Like some evil, ignorant overlord I will have minions, not many at first, but minions nevertheless. Ah yes, supplicant and subservient to me. In my servitude as it were.
My plans for world domination are coming along nicely. Soon I will have legions of e-tards listening to my music, gorging themselves on the subliminal messages I have carefully placed in my tracks and my staff at my new job will be my generals in the onslaught that is inevitable.
Bow down before your lord and master.
The Reverend.
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