I pose to you a question. Exactly just how fucking dark does it have to be before moronic retards feel it necessary to turn on their headlights. Tonight, I had the distinct (dis)honour of witnessing three people at the same intersection not using their headlights. Christ, they didn't even have their running lights on. I can understand (to a point) that if you had your running lights on that you could forget to turn on the headlights before proceeding from your place of residence.
Are these twits driving with night vision goggles and if so where can I get a pair, because that is the only way I can understand not being able to see your gauges or any reflection of your headlights off of the vehicle ahead of you. I wish I had infravision, it would eliminate the need for the use of headlights, a flashlight, or for that matter electricity of any sort related to illumination. Think of the money I could save.
Alternatively, I still hope that some day the government will institute an anti-stupidity law that allows people such as myself to shoot ignorant, spastic, half-wit, Dan-esque, twits that prove without a doubt that they are swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool. Really, it needs more chlorine.
P.S. Cory, you are slacking to the point of unacceptability. How am I to function without my dose of internet cuties gracing the pages of your hallowed blog?
1 comment:
Sorry, I'll get on it. Good to see you've resumed your glorified complaining. It felt so empty without you. And there was less ackahol too.
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