I can't fucking believe that the American car industry is catering to the Enormously Fat Fucks Of Regional Trans-america. I saw a recent report on CNN that interviewed a doctor in the US that stated that it was time that the American automobile industry should factor obesity into their designs as that is a growing portion of the population. This "doctor" sounded almost apologetic, he spoke of obesity as a disease. I refuse to believe that. I understand that in some situations its glandular, but for the most part it's just damned laziness.
Whenever someone says "I'm big boned." I'd like to quote Denis Leary and say, "You're big ASSED, Dinosaurs are big boned."
Not being morbidly obese, I'm sorry to say that I cannot and will not sypathize with all of you tubby fuckers out there. You have many avenues to explore, such as stomach stapling, god forbid exercise and maybe not eating that fucking twenty-third fucking cheeseburger. I am not the picture of health, nor do I subscribe to be so. I have my vices and I love them dearly, but if the day comes when I am so obese that I can no longer see my own genitals then things will change.
Outside of the small portion of the population that suffers from some thyroid maladay, the rest of you fat morons have no excuse. Get up off of the fucking couch and do something other than stuff your fat face with shit you don't need to be eating.
I routinely enjoy eating the crappier things in life, but at the same time I also enjoy immensely eating some things that are actually "gasp" good for me. I'm a big fan of fresh veggies (uncooked) and there are other ways you can eat things that don't have 10 billion calories.
What it really comes down to is the fact that I'm really fucking tired of people trying to make excuses for their own shortcomings/laziness. Accept the fact that you are a lazy retard and we all hate you and will mock you at every opportunity.
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