The Power of Positive Thinking.

I've been accused of being a negative person. A glass half empty sort if you prefer. I am a realist, if I'm broke today and tomorrow isn't payday I'm damn well not going to have any fucking cash tomorrow either. I'm also a forward looking thinker (not generally thought of as an attribute of a negative person). To use the glass analogy, by viewing it as half empty I am looking to the future to prepare myself to obtain another drink not deluding myself as the half full crowd is.

It seems that a great many people do not understand my particular brand of humor and I would feel sorry for the ignorant simpletons save for the fact that I really don't give a flying fuck. Life is not a popularity contest so get over yourself. I love black humor and like to think that Shakespear (one of the great masters) would read my dialectic with a sly smirk on his face.

Much of what I say is said to generate controversy. I love to take people out of their simple, self-absorbed lives and challenge their belief systems, even if only for a moment. If they think about it (thinking, what a concept) and chose to remain true to their beliefs then I have no problem with that. My goal has never been to convert anyone to my way of looking at the world (those of you intelligent enough have already done so or will soon enough), only to get people to realize and accept that there are different views of the world and how to live in it and that their's isn't the only one that is right.

This perceived "negativity" is part of my schtick and the only way you can take it is to pry it from my cold, dead hands (good luck with that once rigor sets in). It will be part of my legacy, something that sets me apart in the minds of a great many people that I've touched over the years.

I am who I am, and if you don't like me then fuck off because I'd much rather devote my energies to entertaining my friends.