All praise Dan!

I really wish I could personally bitch-slap all of the religious zealots in the world with an axe. Alternatively, I'd like to stick all of the useless cocksuckers in a room together with one knife and let the motherfuckers have it out. The last one standing would get a one-way ticket to the deity of his choice from my two friends Smith and Wesson.

This latest round of religious retardation simple amazes me. Losing your fucking mind and starting fires and shit because someone drew a picture of your precious god (I refuse to capitalize it) is so childish it makes me want to puke.

Twelve people have died as a result of this stupidity (I'm shocked it isn't more). Grab a fucking sense of humor you imbecilic morons. The Islamic extremists are the ones that inspire such satire, so here's a thought, stop blowing shit up in the name of whoever the fuck he is. It doesn't further your cause unless your intent is to royally piss off the rest of the civilized world. If you haven't already noticed, the US doesn't like having their shit blown up, it just gives them a reason to march into your county and play with all of their high-tech goodies.

You've already proved your point which is, we're mindless sheep that are willing to blow our selves up because some other fuckhead said so. Makes you wonder what the Arabic version of the name "Dan" is?

I can't wait to get the Church of Dan website up and running. Some people are so gullible that I'm sure I can start a *ahem* religion of my own. When that happens look out. I will stop at nothing short of World Domination, or at least a couple of bucks to buy a pint.

"Victory is mine!"-Stewie Griffin